Game version: [Ep. 3 Update 8]
Jesus Christ, this game deserves the kinetic novel tag. It technically has choices, but they are so few and far between that you can get cramps in your skip finger before the next one finally shows up. And the choices that are there rarely have any consequences outside the current scene.
The MC is a wet blanket ("good guy") who's constantly saying and doing shit that annoys me and since there's rarely a dialogue choice for you to make you just have to take it. There are one or two occasions where you get to be "evil" or an asshole, but again, this has pretty much no consequences and just clashes with the MC's writing in the 95% of the game where you don't get to make choices for him, so if you pick those choices he just comes off as schizophrenic.
There's barely any sexual content besides some nudity and teasing and the first actual sex scene you get is hours into the game, with a random, incredibly unattractive side chick. And any time something halfway interesting is happening that bald fuck with the sunglasses shows up to cockblock you and move the lame plot forwards. Can't have you actually spending too much time alone with a girl, you might get the idea this was an adult game. Also, I never thought Sharon was "all that," but after an eternity of blue-balling and having to listen to her incessant blabbering I don't even want to fuck her anymore.
Basically this is just way too verbose Vampire: The Masquerade fan fiction with some tits thrown in. Which is great and all if you're into that kind of thing, but it's barely a visual novel, let alone a porn game.
Jesus Christ, this game deserves the kinetic novel tag. It technically has choices, but they are so few and far between that you can get cramps in your skip finger before the next one finally shows up. And the choices that are there rarely have any consequences outside the current scene.
The MC is a wet blanket ("good guy") who's constantly saying and doing shit that annoys me and since there's rarely a dialogue choice for you to make you just have to take it. There are one or two occasions where you get to be "evil" or an asshole, but again, this has pretty much no consequences and just clashes with the MC's writing in the 95% of the game where you don't get to make choices for him, so if you pick those choices he just comes off as schizophrenic.
There's barely any sexual content besides some nudity and teasing and the first actual sex scene you get is hours into the game, with a random, incredibly unattractive side chick. And any time something halfway interesting is happening that bald fuck with the sunglasses shows up to cockblock you and move the lame plot forwards. Can't have you actually spending too much time alone with a girl, you might get the idea this was an adult game. Also, I never thought Sharon was "all that," but after an eternity of blue-balling and having to listen to her incessant blabbering I don't even want to fuck her anymore.
Basically this is just way too verbose Vampire: The Masquerade fan fiction with some tits thrown in. Which is great and all if you're into that kind of thing, but it's barely a visual novel, let alone a porn game.